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BUYING DOG FOOD
BUYING DOG FOOD (Another Golden Oldie)
Yesterday, I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Kirkland Nutra
Nuggets Dog Chow, for my loyal pet, Brista.
While in the checkout line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So, since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no,
I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time,
but had also lost 50 pounds, before I awakened in an Intensive Care Ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works, 4
is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well
and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here, that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story.)
With a horrified look on her face, she asked if I ended up in intensive care,
because the dog food had poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff the butt of an Irish Setter, and a car
hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack -
he was laughing so hard!
Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired seniors!
