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Business Startup
Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsberg were all close friends since childhood.
They decided they wanted to go into business together.
Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says, "I will go for $200,000".
Ginsberg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."
Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation.
You, Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO,
and Ginsberg, for your $1,000, you will be our sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsberg asks Cohen, "What is a sexual Adviser?"*
Cohen replies, "When we want your f*cking advice, we'll ask".