[Skipton]

Bus Stop​

Paddy was at the bus-stop
when Mick pulls up in his car.
''Want a lift Paddy?''
Paddy says, '' Better not Mick,
in case I miss my bus.''

 

[Dougal]

Bus Stop​

Paddy was at the bus-stop
when Mick pulls up in his car.
''Want a lift Paddy?''
Paddy says, '' Better not Mick,
in case I miss my bus.''

Paddy was driving along a Dublin street when he pulled over because he was unsure whether his indicators were working.

Just as he was about to get out of the car, he sees Sean walking towards him.

“Sean” he says, “I don’t think my indicators are working; I’ll turn on the one where you’re standing, is it working?”

Sean peers intently at the indicator, then says “Yes it is, no it isn’t, yes it is,
no it isn’t…..yes it is….”