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Burly man

A very atractive middle aged lady went to the doctors & told the doctor that she was having trouble getting some comfort feeling out of having sex. The doctor tod her to take off her clothes & hop up on the bed, the doctor tried this way & thatway & then asked her how was that? She replied i did feel it much at all. The doctor said that i think you need to go & find a big fit burly man & get f---ed very hard & see how that goes.
With that she drove off down the road in her sports mecedes & bugger me she saw a farmer that was ploughing the paddock, he stopped ploughing & put the horse over the fence & picked up the plough & put it over the fence.
The lady thought about what the doctor had told her, so she pulled over, hopped out the mercedes
Looking very attractive & said to the strong burly farmer that i need f----ing very hard. The farmer replied so do i, i just ploughed the wrong f---ing paddock.😂
 

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