[Skipton]

Broken!​

The first time my son was on a bike with training wheels, I shouted,
"Step back on the pedals and the bike will brake!"
He nodded but still rode straight into a bush.
"Why didn’t you push back on the pedals?"
I asked, helping him up.
"You said if I did, the bike would break."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do polar bears, and a plumber have in common? they both appreciate a good seal.