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Brew Masters​

There was a convention for brewers and brew masters from around the world attended. At the end of the convention a few of the brew masters decided to head to the local tavern together. They arrived and once seated at the bar, the bartender came around to take their orders. The first to order was the brew master from Budweiser. He tells the bartender, “I’ll have the king of beers! One Budweiser please.” The second was the brew master from Coors. He tells the bartender, “I’ll have the only beer brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water! One Coors please.” The third was the brew master from Miller. He tells the bartender, “I’ll have the champagne of beers!. One Miller please.” The forth was the brew master from Guinness. He tells the bartender, “I’ll have a Coke.” The other brew masters look at him astonished. “Aren’t you going to order a Guinness?” one of them asks. The brew master from Guinness replies, “I figured if none of you were going to drink beer, I wouldn’t either.”