[Luckyus]

Bragging Rights​

3 lads are bragging at school…..
1st boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."
"How do you know that?" the others ask
"Because he can fire an arrow and from his bow
and run and catch it!" he replies.
"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy. "My Dad can
fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"
"That's nothing,” says the 3rd boy,
"My Dad works for the Council.
He doesn't finish work every afternoon until 5 o'clock
but he's home and in the house by 2.00 pm.”

 

[Ivory]

Damn, I live in that Council district and all the “workers” keep the same hours