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Boxing Day Burglary and the Blonde
Getting home from work, a blonde found her flat ransacked and burglarised.
She rang the police and reported the crime.
The dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby took the call.
As the approached the flat with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: "I come home and find all my gear stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind copper"