[Skipton]

Bowl Of Chilli!​

A homeless man enters a diner.
He asks the waitress “What can a guy get for a dime?”
“Not much, how about a glass of water?” says the waitress.
“Sure, that will do.”
The homeless man sits at the counter and starts drinking his water.
He notices a cowboy sitting a couple of seats down the counter with a big bowl of chilli.
The homeless man continues to drink his water. All the while the bowl remains uneaten.
Finally, the homeless man asks the cowboy. “Are you going to eat that chilli?”
“Nope, it’s yours if you want it,” says the cowboy.
The homeless man takes the bowl and begins eating.
When he gets to the bottom of the bowl, he finds a dead mouse.
The homeless man immediately throws up back into the bowl.
The cowboy looks at him and says “Yep, the same thing happened to me.”