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Bon Voyage!
An English man, Scotsman and Irish man are tracking
through the jungle when they are captured by a native tribe.
They're taken back to the village and told by the chief
they are to be skinned and made into canoes,
however they have one final request.
The English man is first and asks for a cup of tea and a cigarette.
He has his final request and is taken into one of the huts.
The screams are blood curdling and the Scotsman is next,
he asks for a bottle of fine whiskey which he
downs before being taken into the Hut.
He still screams. The Irish man is turning white.
'So' says the chief ' what is your final request?'
'Well' says the Irishman 'I'd like a fork'
The chief thinks this is a bit odd but humours him.
The fork comes and the Irishman starts stabbing himself
all over screaming 'ya not making a canoe out of me!
