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Blondes, What Can You Say

Two guys were walking along a river bank one night when they heard someone yelling for help on the other side of the river. They yelled back to see if there was anything they could do.

They found out that the voices on the other side of the river were from two Blondes whose car had died. The Blondes yelled and told the two guys that they needed to get over to the other side of the river.

The guys thought for a minute and finally yelled back to the Blondes, "We'll shine this flashlight across the river and you walk across the beam to this side."

The Blondes replied, "We are not stupid... When we get half way across the river you will shut the flashlight off!"
 

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