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Blonde on a plane​

A plane is on it's way to Toronto. When a blonde in economy class,
gets up and moves to the First-Class section and sits down.
The Flight Attendant watches her do this and asks for her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy-Class
and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto
and I'm staying right here."
The Flight Attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the Pilot and the Co-Pilot
that there is a blonds bimbo sitting in First-Class, that belongs in Economy
and won't move back to her seat.
The Co-Pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that
because she only paid for Economy, she will have to leave
and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here."
The Co-Pilot tells the Pilot that he should probably have the Police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde who won't listen to reason.
The Pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this,
I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde,"
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear,
and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in Economy.
The Flight Attendant and the Co-Pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to make her move without making a fuss.
"I told her, First-Class isn't going to Toronto."