[rest1953]

Bloke goes to the Doctor...​

Bloke goes to the Doctor and is told by the Doc that he has only six months to live. He decides to make the most of his remaining six months, so he parties .. Drinks heaps of alcohol, smokes some 'funny weed', carouses with any woman that will have him.
Six months later he ends up so stony broke that he is unable to pay his medical bills .. so his Doctor gives him another six months.

 

[Dennis]

I have always said never pay your doctor's bills whilst you owe him money he will keep you alive.

 

[WADuck]

Hmmmmmm?