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Blind Man (Contains Profanity, read at your Peril)

Blind man waiting in the bus queue with his guide dog.

After a short while, the dog cocks his leg up and pees on the blind man's leg.

when it's finished, the blind man reaches into his pocket, pulls out a dog biscuit and gives it to the dog.

behind him, a man who saw all this, taps the blind man on the shoulder and says,
"I've just seen your dog pee up your leg, and you reward him with a biscuit. that is really kind of you."

The blind man replies, "Bollocks! Now that I know which end is his mouth, I can kick his fuckin' arse!"


Life is far too serious for it to be taken seriously



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