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Bleach
Two women were having lunch together,
and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says,
"I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing,
I'm thinking of having my arsehole bleached!"
To which the first replies,
"Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
