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Biscuits
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin:
A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi.
Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T.
Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it...
