[Luckyus]

Birthday Present​

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 18-speed bicycle. His
Dad said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 and your Mum has just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling mom you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.


And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
........................ with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike.