[Cheb]

BIG BOOTS​

A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy
with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest size boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say,
that men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady.
Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse,
and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself,
so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him $200.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am.
Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me
fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered.
Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit !!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy
with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest size boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say,
that men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady.
Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse,
and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself,
so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him $200.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am.
Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me
fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered.
Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit !!"

I feel second hand embarrassment for this guy