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Beware of Dog!

As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign:
"Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless
old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
"Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner.
"That's him," comes the reply.
"He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"
"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

 
Beware of Dog!

As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign:
"Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless
old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
"Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner.
"That's him," comes the reply.
"He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"
"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
This would be the only reason my two would be dangerous 😂 either that, or they would lick you to death! Love my senior furbabies 💙💙
 
Beware of Dog!

As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign:
"Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless
old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
"Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner.
"That's him," comes the reply.
"He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"
"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Very Funny
 

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