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Best Teacher Comeback ?
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
'' Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever !''
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, '' What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion ? '' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, '' Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.''
