[Skipton]

Bereavement.​

The farmer rang the local Paper and asked them to
put an announcement in to let people know that his wife had passed-away.
"What would you like us to put in the Paper?", asked the lass he was dealing with.
"Ann Brown. Died August 30th", he said.
"That's a bit short, do you think you could put a few more words in", asked the lass.
"Wife of Bill Brown, Farmer", was his suggestion.
"You've still got four more words available for the $15 fee. Why not use them".
"Ok!", said the farmer. "Here we go".
"Tractor for sale $5000".

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Bereavement.​

The farmer rang the local Paper and asked them to
put an announcement in to let people know that his wife had passed-away.
"What would you like us to put in the Paper?", asked the lass he was dealing with.
"Ann Brown. Died August 30th", he said.
"That's a bit short, do you think you could put a few more words in", asked the lass.
"Wife of Bill Brown, Farmer", was his suggestion.
"You've still got four more words available for the $15 fee. Why not use them".
"Ok!", said the farmer. "Here we go".
"Tractor for sale $5000".

Farmer uses his wife's death to sell his Tractor! Lol, giving all farmers a bad name.

 

[sonlocks]

VERY ECONOMICAL.