[Skipton]

Beethoven's Grave​

A couple visiting Germany were touring a cemetery looking at historical headstones.
They began to hear classical music which they identified as Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
but it was being played backwards. As they searched for the source of the sound it changed
to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony also being played backwards.
They finally found the source of the sound as coming from Beethoven's grave. Intrigued
, they called over the tour guide and asked how come the music was coming
from Beethoven's grave and why was it being played backwards.
The guide said, "Nothing to worry about,
it's just Beethoven decomposing."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Beethoven's Grave​

A couple visiting Germany were touring a cemetery looking at historical headstones.
They began to hear classical music which they identified as Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
but it was being played backwards. As they searched for the source of the sound it changed
to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony also being played backwards.
They finally found the source of the sound as coming from Beethoven's grave. Intrigued
, they called over the tour guide and asked how come the music was coming
from Beethoven's grave and why was it being played backwards.
The guide said, "Nothing to worry about,
it's just Beethoven decomposing."

HAHAHAHAHAA! This is hilarious!

 

[wazzalox]

Beethoven's Grave​

A couple visiting Germany were touring a cemetery looking at historical headstones.
They began to hear classical music which they identified as Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
but it was being played backwards. As they searched for the source of the sound it changed
to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony also being played backwards.
They finally found the source of the sound as coming from Beethoven's grave. Intrigued
, they called over the tour guide and asked how come the music was coming
from Beethoven's grave and why was it being played backwards.
The guide said, "Nothing to worry about,
it's just Beethoven decomposing."

When I posted this joke last year it got some nasty feedback. Obviously Beethoven fans.

 

[Victor Jackson]

Nah. You just Beet them to it
They themselves would now be Beet-hoven it!

 

[Gazman]

Beethoven's Grave​

A couple visiting Germany were touring a cemetery looking at historical headstones.
They began to hear classical music which they identified as Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
but it was being played backwards. As they searched for the source of the sound it changed
to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony also being played backwards.
They finally found the source of the sound as coming from Beethoven's grave. Intrigued
, they called over the tour guide and asked how come the music was coming
from Beethoven's grave and why was it being played backwards.
The guide said, "Nothing to worry about,
it's just Beethoven decomposing."

I would have thought only gas by now, surely it too would have dissipated. Not three bad though!

 

[Macarj]

Beethoven's Grave​

A couple visiting Germany were touring a cemetery looking at historical headstones.
They began to hear classical music which they identified as Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
but it was being played backwards. As they searched for the source of the sound it changed
to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony also being played backwards.
They finally found the source of the sound as coming from Beethoven's grave. Intrigued
, they called over the tour guide and asked how come the music was coming
from Beethoven's grave and why was it being played backwards.
The guide said, "Nothing to worry about,
it's just Beethoven decomposing."

An oldie but a goody

 

[Big G]

I did not need to read the answer - it's a golden oldie, a bit like me, only I have grey hair, now with additional dark hairs showing up - go figure that one.

 

[IsaacPaul]

That's quite a witty explanation by the tour guide! I must admit, it's a humorous twist to imagine Beethoven's grave serenading visitors with his music, even if it's played backward. Thanks for this amusing joke!