Skipton

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Because I Care!

I was walking down the alley this morning when I spotted a
man lying on the floor bleeding heavily and in a lot of distress.
I thought it was a good opportunity to practice my first aid
So I put my head between my legs to stop myself from fainting.
 
Because I Care!

I was walking down the alley this morning when I spotted a
man lying on the floor bleeding heavily and in a lot of distress.
I thought it was a good opportunity to practice my first aid
So I put my head between my legs to stop myself from fainting.
Didn't leave me in stitches boom boom
 
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Because I Care!

I was walking down the alley this morning when I spotted a
man lying on the floor bleeding heavily and in a lot of distress.
I thought it was a good opportunity to practice my first aid
So I put my head between my legs to stop myself from fainting.
That's terrible Muriel...
 
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Saw this lady at a party and she wasn't at all well so I went over and put her head between her knees. Well, she let out the most excruciating scream - How was I supposed to know she had a cigarette in her mouth, Boom Boom 😂
 
Geee?!!! That is helpful NOT.....
I hope it helped you, it sure didn't help the Bleeding Fellow. !!!!!(
 

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