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A policeman was walking his beat at the official pace across Waterloo Bridge.
He stopped behind a lady who was leaning on the parapet and eating chips out of a piece of paper. He said to her in the official voice, "Excuse me madam, but do you know your knickers are round your ankles?"
She said, "Oh, 'as 'e gorne?"