Beach Brawl
Can’t believe this a fight on beach today at seaside.
Absolutely disgusting behaviour on the beach today. Whilst on the seafront I saw a man and woman having an almighty row in front of loads of kids. Suddenly, the woman, screeching like a witch, smacked the man round the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl, and someone must have called the police because a copper turned up on his OWN. Madness. The man nicked the policeman’s baton and began hitting the policeman AND his wife.
Then out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.