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Baby under weight
A lady goes to the doctors surgery with a baby for its first check up. The doctor asks the lady to strip the baby down so he can examine the baby, he checks the baby and then asks the lady "is the baby Breast or Bottle fed?" The lady says "Breast fed!"
The doctor asks the lady to strip down to her waist, which she does.
The doctor then gently tweaks the ladies nipples, then with both hands he lifts the ladies boobs, then gently squeezes them together, separates them and then gently flattens the boobs against the ladies chest and says "it is no wonder this baby is underweight, you have no milk!"
The Lady says "I know, I am glad I came though, cos I am the baby's grandmother!"
