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Luckyus

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Australian Telephone Operator

Australian Telephone Operator :
" G'day mate. Helpline here.
What's the problem?"

Customer:
"I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend
and she's been stung high on her thigh
by a hornet and now her vagina
has completely closed up!"

Australian Telephone Operator :
"Bummer!"

Customer:
"Will do. Great advice! Thanks mate."
 

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