[Mando]

AUSSIES

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq is moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand dune............

"One Aussie Soldier is better than ten Isis fighters".

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the sand dune where a
gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out...........

"One Aussie Soldier is better than one hundred Isis 'S.O.B.'s'".


Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and
instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of very fierce
battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again:

"One Aussie Soldier is better than a thousand Isis fighters."


The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other
side of the sand dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and
cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought......... then
silence.

Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the sand dune and with his
dying words tells his commander,

"Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them."