[Luckyus]

At The Doctors​

My wife came down stairs and stopped looking puzzled.
She asked in my general direction, "Have I been for a wee?".

I replied, "Are your legs wet, dear?"

She replied, "Of course not!"

I said, "Then you haven't had a wee."

So, Doctor, that is how I got this broken nose.

 

[Jarred Santos]

At The Doctors​

My wife came down stairs and stopped looking puzzled.
She asked in my general direction, "Have I been for a wee?".

I replied, "Are your legs wet, dear?"

She replied, "Of course not!"

I said, "Then you haven't had a wee."

So, Doctor, that is how I got this broken nose.

Sadly, all rights to having a valid point are revoked upon marriage according to the Book of Husbands

 

[Wandiwa]

Being told your sleeping on the couch tonight is supposed to be a punishment, to me its indoor camping.