At least keep smiling
A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?”
His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.”
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The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment?
“Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.”