[Skipton]

At A Scottish Wedding​

At a wedding in Glasgow I whispered to
the guy next to me, ''Isn't the bride a
right ugly dog?''
''Do you mind, that's my daughter
you're talking about.''
''I'm sorry, I didn't realize that
you were her father.''
''I'm not, I'm her friggin mother.''

 

[Jarred Santos]

At A Scottish Wedding​

At a wedding in Glasgow I whispered to
the guy next to me, ''Isn't the bride a
right ugly dog?''
''Do you mind, that's my daughter
you're talking about.''
''I'm sorry, I didn't realize that
you were her father.''
''I'm not, I'm her friggin mother.''

That's how you end up with half of Glasgow chasing you out of a wedding