[mOiOz]

ASK A STUPID QUESTION...​

 

[TrishBin]

That probably would have been my answer as well!

 

[Mark K]

I suspect that most of us wouldn't fancy the other alternative.

 

[Dennis]

I dare not Print my thoughts.

 

[maxtyson]

so is that intercourse or outercourse?

 

[mOiOz]

I dare not Print my thoughts.

Okay Dennis, what's her name...???

 

[Luckyus]

With a Yank you wouldn't know the difference?.

 

[Gazman]

Some people are into necromania(?)

 

[Dennis]

Okay Dennis, what's her name...???

Unfortunately, I have no female friends,

 

[TrishBin]

Unfortunately, I have no female friends,

How sad!

 

[mOiOz]

Unfortunately, I have no female friends,

Wanna bet... what am I and other ladies on SDC... chopped liver?

 

[Lex]

You opened a can of worms there Dennis.

 

[Dennis]

Wanna bet... what am I and other ladies on SDC... chopped liver?

I appreciate all my ladies that are members, most of my replies from jokes are female, the only female that i come face to face is my cleaning Lady and she is happily married.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. I feel like posting a slightly cheeky joke today so here goes, Paddy is driving a Mercedes down the street when he sees his mate Shaun on the pavement and stops to have a chat with him Shaun asks Paddy where he got the Mercedes from and Paddy says it was like this, yesterday afternoon my girlfriend took me for a long ride in the country and we stopped at the side of some woods, my girl friend jumped out of the car, ran to the woods stripped herself naked and said take what you want Paddy so I took the Mercedes, Shaun said that was clever of you Paddy as the clothes would not have fit you

 

[SM17453]

Necrophilia is a pathological fascination characterized by sexual attraction to or stimulation by corpses.

 

[Luckyus]

Necrophilia is a pathological fascination characterized by sexual attraction to or stimulation by corpses.

I used to know a practising Necrophiliac, until some rotten **** split on him?.

 

[Mark K]

I'm in to sadism, beastiality, and necrophilia.
Does this mean I'm flogging a dead horse?

 

[Luckyus]

I'm in to sadism, beastiality, and necrophilia.
Does this mean I'm flogging a dead horse?

That would be my guess?.

 

[mOiOz]

I'm in to sadism, beastiality, and necrophilia.
Does this mean I'm flogging a dead horse?

No, more like 'flagging a sick mind'..!

 

[UruauP]

Necrophilia is a pathological fascination characterized by sexual attraction to or stimulation by corpses.

Is that bad or very bad?