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A married couple is lying in bed.
The wife leans over and says, "I want you to say dirty things before we start". So the man starts to caress her neck and whispers to here. "Living room, Bathroom, Kitchen".

What is the difference between a tire and 365-used condoms? One’s a Goodyear and one’s a Great Year.

If a little person says your hair smells nice. Is that sexual harassment?
 
A married couple is lying in bed.
The wife leans over and says, "I want you to say dirty things before we start". So the man starts to caress her neck and whispers to here. "Living room, Bathroom, Kitchen".

What is the difference between a tire and 365-used condoms? One’s a Goodyear and one’s a Great Year.

If a little person says your hair smells nice. Is that sexual harassment?
The first joke is awesome! HAHAHAHAHA :D
 

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