[melnugro]

Are You Sure You Have Enough?​

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store
and
asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra.
"How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist.
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen.
I cut each one into four pieces."
Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said,
"That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intercourse."
The old fellow said,
"Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about that anymore.
I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

 

[Iturate]

 

[Luckyus]

I remember in my youth when you had to stick it under a branch to stop from pissing in your eyes and now you have to stick it over a branch to stop from pissing on your boots?

 

[zoeandsheba]

I like the colour, it reminds me of my younger days