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Anniversaries
My wife was surprised when I gave her a very expensive necklace for our anniversary.
"Were you sober when you bought this?" she asked with a smile.
"I've made a lot of mistakes since we got married," I confessed.
"But being sober isn't one of them."
My wife and I were out for an anniversary meal.
"Eurgh. Did you just pick your nose and wipe it under the table?" she asked.
"Errrrrr. How did you know?"
"It's a glass table".
