And There's More!
It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired but if I run behind a car will I get exhausted.
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait.
90 % of bald people still own a comb; they just can’t part with it.
Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle… it’s a vicious cycle.