[James Gutierrez]

And that's how the fight started...​

Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen VB stubbies and sticks them into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' says Sheila.

'They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans,' Bruce says.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says Sheila, and they carry on shopping...

A few minutes later, Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks Bruce.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' Sheila says.

To which Bruce replies... 'SO DOES 12 CANS OF VB, AND THAT'S ONLY HALF OF THE PRICE.'

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Loubeauxarts]

Love it

 

[Jennie]

After that comment, was he able to walk out of the shop.

 

[Brody]

Very loud giggle. Got jaar!!!!

 

[Luckyus]

After that comment, was he able to walk out of the shop.

Walk, no hobbled, but walked funny for a fortnight.

 

[Wandiwa]

Similiar joke.
How do you turn an elephant into a fox.
6 pints of Guiness.

 

[Dynamo]

Clever

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's. Afternoon Joke. Cashier, your total is $22-99, Customer, will you take an $100 bill, Cashier: I'm sorry we've been having reports of counterfeit money, do you have anything smaller? Customer, Sure here is a $30 bill.

 

[Veggiepatch]

I LOVED IT!!!!!!