[Skipton]

Ancient Inventions​

A Greek and Italian are at the pub each bragging about their heritage.
The Greek starts with "We Greeks invented democracy to set the people free".
To which the Italian says "The Italians invented pasta and pizza,
the best food in the world...and without great food, we would all die".
They continue to brag....
"We Greeks invented philosophy to feed the mind and soul"
"We Romans are amazing engineers and builders and without
our inventions there would be no structures to support humankind"
To which the Greek replies, "Well, we Greeks invented sex, so there".
The Italian replies, "Well that may be true, but we Italians introduced sex to women".

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A Greek and Italian are at the pub each bragging about their heritage.
The Greek starts with "We Greeks invented democracy to set the people free".
To which the Italian says "The Italians invented pasta and pizza,
the best food in the world...and without great food, we would all die".
They continue to brag....
"We Greeks invented philosophy to feed the mind and soul"
"We Romans are amazing engineers and builders and without
our inventions there would be no structures to support humankind"
To which the Greek replies, "Well, we Greeks invented sex, so there".
The Italian replies, "Well that may be true, but we Italians introduced sex to women".

Great one! Love the jokes, as always.