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An Over Weight Man
A over weight man see a weight-loss clinic advertise on TV and phones and is offered three weight-loss plans, one for $100, one for $200, and a third for $500.
The man chooses the $100 plan, the next day there is a knock on the door.
Upon opening the door he sees a topless young lady.
She tells him that if he can catch her she's his for the night. And off he goes trying to catch that girl. In that week he lost 6 KG.
He thinks that the results are good and phones the weight-loss clinic and pays for the second option.
In the morning there is another knock on the door and standing before him is another young lady totally naked and she tells him that if he catches her, she is his for a week. Off they go and he nearly catches her.
That week he looses a whopping 15 KG. This is a great outcome he believes.
That night he phone's (yes you guessed it, the weight loss clinic and asked if he could have the third option. He was asked if he was sure. Yes and waits for the knock on the door.
The next morning he answered the door and there standing before him was a 6'5" solid built man who said to him "if I catch you you're mine." No one knows just much weight he lost as he is still running.
