[Placid]

An oldie, but a goodie....​

A drunk was staggering along a street one night when he saw a large truck pull up. A ramp lowered and down walked an elephant.

The elephant picked up a brick with his trunk and hurled it through a jeweller’s window. He then gathered a heap of jewellery and then climbed back into the truck before it headed off.

Of course, the cops soon arrived and began to interview the drunk. He told them what happened and the cops asked if it was an African or an Indian elephant.

“What’s the difference?” he asked. They explained that an African elephant has large ears and an Indian elephant has smaller ears.

“So, what kind was it?” they asked. He replied “How the hell would I know? He had a stocking over his head.”