[Fisherman2320]

An Italian Guy​

An Italian bloke is out picking up women in Rome. While at his favourite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they're back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After they were done, the Italian sits back, pleased.

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, 'So... you finish?' After a slight pause, she responds, 'No.'

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first. Again, he rolls over, lights a cigarette and asks, 'So... you finish?' And again, after a short pause, she responds, 'No.'

Stunned but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out his cigarette and rolls on top of his companion. This time, with all the strength he could muster up. He barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and plenty of energy spent.

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette, lights it again and asks tiredly, 'So... please... you finish?!'

The blonde responds, 'No, no! I'm Swedish!'

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

An Italian Guy​

An Italian bloke is out picking up women in Rome. While at his favourite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they're back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After they were done, the Italian sits back, pleased.

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, 'So... you finish?' After a slight pause, she responds, 'No.'

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first. Again, he rolls over, lights a cigarette and asks, 'So... you finish?' And again, after a short pause, she responds, 'No.'

Stunned but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out his cigarette and rolls on top of his companion. This time, with all the strength he could muster up. He barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and plenty of energy spent.

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette, lights it again and asks tiredly, 'So... please... you finish?!'

The blonde responds, 'No, no! I'm Swedish!'

Lol, lucky fucker and lucky blonde. Hahaha.

 

[Barbara V]

Good one

 

[mOiOz]

If she was Danish - would he order coffee?

 

[Dennis]

An Italian Guy​

An Italian bloke is out picking up women in Rome. While at his favourite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they're back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After they were done, the Italian sits back, pleased.

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, 'So... you finish?' After a slight pause, she responds, 'No.'

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first. Again, he rolls over, lights a cigarette and asks, 'So... you finish?' And again, after a short pause, she responds, 'No.'

Stunned but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out his cigarette and rolls on top of his companion. This time, with all the strength he could muster up. He barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and plenty of energy spent.

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette, lights it again and asks tiredly, 'So... please... you finish?!'

The blonde responds, 'No, no! I'm Swedish!'

A good fresh Joke.

 

[Ekoor56]

At least he wasn't Russian.....
Sorry, I'll leave now....