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An Englishman, An Irishman And A Scotsman!
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman
were at a bar and had just started drinking their
first round when a fly landed in each of their drinks.
The Englishman refused to drink his and ordered another.
The Irishman blew his away in a cloud of froth and continued drinking.
But the Scotchman, well he carefully lifted the fly
out by its wings and held it over the glass.
‘’Go on!’’ he said ‘’Spit it out ya wee bastard!’’
