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An elderly couple see a doctor about how to deal with their short term memory loss.​

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The doctor says to help them remember certain things they should write it down on a piece of paper. One night the couple is watching TV, when the husband starts walking to the kitchen. His wife asks "Can you bring me some strawberries?"

"Sure."

"Aren't you going to write it down so you don't forget?"

"No no. It's fine."

"Well I also want some whip cream. You should write it down so you'll remember."

"Don't worry. I've got it."

"I also want some chocolate syrup on top. You really should write it down, dear."

"I got it. Strawberries, whip cream, and chocolate syrup."

The wife sighs as her husband disappears into the kitchen.
After 15 minutes the husband finally comes back carrying a plate of eggs, bacon, and sausage.

The wife looks up at him and asks "Where's my toast?"
 
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