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mOiOz

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ALLAH'S WILL

I decided to go to the local mosque at Lakemba in western Sydney for the first time.
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammed - you will walk today."

I told him I wasn't paralyzed, I only had a small bunion on my left foot.
He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly repeated his mantra:
"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammed - you will walk today."

Once again, I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After prayers, I stepped outside and holy shit!!!!
MY CAR WAS GONE!!!!
 

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