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Alas Smith & Jones!
Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided
they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.*
Dr Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
'Dr. Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors'.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also unacceptable, so they again changed the sign to read:
'Catatonics and High Colonics' - no go.
Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive', thumbs down again.
Then came 'Minds and Behinds'- still no good.
Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes' - unacceptable again!
So they tried 'Nuts and Butts'- no way.
'Freaks and Cheeks'- still no good.
'Loons and Moons' - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
'Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends'.
