[Not too old]

Airline Intercom BooBoo​

Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The Co-Pilot asks the Captain what he is going to do when they land. The Captain replies,"Well I'm going to check into our Hotel and then I'm going to make wild passionate love to that cute redhead Air Stewardess." All the passengers hear this and so does the Stewardess. She runs from the back of the plane towards the cockpit to tell the Captain of his error. Just as she is almost at the cockpit a lovely elderly lady grabs her by the arm and says,"Not so fast Dear, we haven't landed yet."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The Co-Pilot asks the Captain what he is going to do when they land. The Captain replies,"Well I'm going to check into our Hotel and then I'm going to make wild passionate love to that cute redhead Air Stewardess." All the passengers hear this and so does the Stewardess. She runs from the back of the plane towards the cockpit to tell the Captain of his error. Just as she is almost at the cockpit a lovely elderly lady grabs her by the arm and says,"Not so fast Dear, we haven't landed yet."

HAHAHAHAHA! Looove this joke so much. Thank you for sharing @Not too old! Made my day

 

[Not too old]

Always happy to help put a smile on your face and a laugh in your soul.

 

[Dennis]

A good laugh to start the day.

 

[Gazman]

Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The Co-Pilot asks the Captain what he is going to do when they land. The Captain replies,"Well I'm going to check into our Hotel and then I'm going to make wild passionate love to that cute redhead Air Stewardess." All the passengers hear this and so does the Stewardess. She runs from the back of the plane towards the cockpit to tell the Captain of his error. Just as she is almost at the cockpit a lovely elderly lady grabs her by the arm and says,"Not so fast Dear, we haven't landed yet."

Now that I can relate to, you can imagine that happening, priceless. lmao

 

[Mistydolphin1]

Good one haha

 

[hdhensel]

These old ducks should mind their own business - but I have wondered from time to time about the bumpy landings

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The Co-Pilot asks the Captain what he is going to do when they land. The Captain replies,"Well I'm going to check into our Hotel and then I'm going to make wild passionate love to that cute redhead Air Stewardess." All the passengers hear this and so does the Stewardess. She runs from the back of the plane towards the cockpit to tell the Captain of his error. Just as she is almost at the cockpit a lovely elderly lady grabs her by the arm and says,"Not so fast Dear, we haven't landed yet."

Haha good one pilot Lol

 

[PLANTER]

HAHAHAHAHA! Looove this joke so much. Thank you for sharing @Not too old! Made my day

i love it !!!