Aid & Abet!
"Mick, I awoke at 3am the other night and heard this rustling noise coming from the kitchen....
I crept slowly out of bed, opened the door very carefully and saw this shadowy figure rummaging through the drawers "
" Hey, who the hell are you "....???
" Sir I am a nighttime robber who has broken into your house and looking for money "....
" So what did you do Paddy "..???
" Well, Irene has a habit of hiding our cash in the most unlikely places,
I told the robber if he gave me a chance to put my jarmies back on, I would get my torch and give him a hand "....