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AH!
A cop pulls up a speeding driver, who is very angry at being stopped and very unco-operative.
The cop writes him a ticket and notes "AH" on the bottom.
The driver asks what that means and the cop replies
"That's to remind me what an asshole you are".
Later in court the cop is being questioned by the driver's barrister, who says
"What does AH mean on the bottom of this ticket?" The cop replies "Aggressive and Hostile".
The barrister says "Are you sure it doesn't mean asshole?"
The cop replies "Well sir, you know your client a lot better than I do".
