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Ah! Love!

Great love Story ... Ah! Love!

An elderly couple are celebrating their 50th anniversary. During dinner, the man holds the hand of his wife and asks her: "Martha, you know it's been 50 years since we got married and I still love you .? but there is something I want to ask you. Did you ever cheat on me during these 50 years? "

Martha replied." Henri I'll be honest with you, you deserve it, I cheated on you 3 times but always for good reason! "

Henri while sobbing told her he would never have thought to have been deceived "But what do you mean by good reason? " he asked her.

Do you remember that year after our marriage we bought a small house and we were unable to pay the mortgage. The bank wanted to take our home so I went to see the manager. That evening, after having made love, he agreed to reduce the mortgage payments and we were able to keep the house.

Yes I remember, said Henry, you saved our home. It was a heroic gesture and I forgive you, but what happened the second time?

A few years after, you got sick and you needed an operation for the heart. We did not have the money to pay for this operation so I went to the doctor and we made love, then he agreed to do the surgery for free.


I remember Henry said, still a nice gesture! You saved my life! But tell me about the third time.

Do you remember when you wanted to be president of your golf club and you still needed 73 signatures? ...
 

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