[Skipton]

Aer Lingus!​

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 49 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 48 dinners available.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Aer Lingus!​

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 49 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 48 dinners available.

I'd be on the side of the 102, hunger be damned

 

[Pommyoz]

At last, a joke I actually laughed at.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Aer Lingus!​

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 49 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 48 dinners available.

 

[Hewy57]

Thats funny.

 

[Gazman]

Aer Lingus!​

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 49 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 48 dinners available.

Bloody good TGIF joke!

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

So, alcohol in favour of a meal . Good one , but I would have taken the meal . No ,I was not on that flight.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Aer Lingus!​

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 49 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 48 dinners available.

Lol, They all preferred free drinks, to going hungry! wonder who was the only sobber person on the flight! I hope it was the pilot, Hahaha

 

[MIZMAC]

We were on a flight form London to Dublin well under an hour.
Two Irish guys drank 3 slabs of stubbies and wanted more. Although at the back of the plane they were first off and had downed a few more before we made our way inside.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Lol, They all preferred free drinks, to going hungry! wonder who was the only sobber person on the flight! I hope it was the pilot, Hahaha

This is actually a great point! Good one, @Sebastian Pereira!

We were on a flight form London to Dublin well under an hour.
Two Irish guys drank 3 slabs of stubbies and wanted more. Although at the back of the plane they were first off and had downed a few more before we made our way inside.

Their livers must be made of steel!